Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
How to make a salad - x
I would rather punch myself in the face than go to school
Things I don’t wanna do today:
- go to work
Literally the only other thing I have to do today:
- go to work
Just getting ready for tomorrow
Artist attempts to create most frustrating products imaginable
IM SO ANGRY AT THE WATERING CAN OMG
Ariana Grande talking about her new album ‘My Everything’
"im in me mums car, broom broom"
"Why ride a car when you can ride ME" asks sonic seductively "i’m twice as fast"
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
the real gay agenda
Emergency blog kitteh in a sample size tent.